Post by tirva on Feb 16, 2011 19:57:19 GMT -5
Edge: “Are you ready? Are you ready? We’re so gonna smash those loser heads! Billy and Chuck are gonna be like a couple of bugs! Then we’ll beat Billy and whoever his partner is going to be at One Night Only 2 and finally be Tag Team Champions, again!”
Christian: “One thing at a time big man!”
JR: “Christian seems a bit nervous, don’t you think Joey?”
JS: “He does indeed. E&C will be in tag action in just a minute but first we are sending things back to Booker!”
Booker T: “Thanks Styles. Yo Rock, how do you think your chances are with me being in the rumble now against you?”
The Rock: “HAHAHA! Are you trying to impress The Rock? Booker T and your spinaroonie? What do you think your chances are against Booker T? Well little Booker, I think The Rock’s chances just skyrocketed because you haven’t been in the ring in what, 4 months? You’ve obviously put on a new born baby in the front and you’ve stole all the cottage cheese to pound on the back of your thighs you could find! Get the hell out of here and go ask someone who gives a d**n what they think the chances of beating you are!”
The Rock: “How does that guy still have a job? He should be selling colour TV’s to all his brothas! There’s something you might have a chance of beating The Rock at you piece of monkey crap!”
The Rock: “So back on the topic of the 20-man Royal Rumble! Tonight’s the night! Something went down and something is going to come of it. Tonight’s the night! Tonight, The Rock is going to march that aisle and just start tossing hopeless bodies over the top rope and on to the arena floor! Tonight’s the night, Chris Jericho is going to kiss his wTw World Heavyweight Championship goodbye for the very last time. Tonight, The Rock gets his first shot at the World Heavyweight Championship. Tonight, The Rock is going to conquer what no man has tried yet in wTw! Tonight, The Rock is going to throw that Big Nasty Fat Bastard over the top rope, wave bye bye, kick his stupid manager DDP in the head and then throw the other 18 jabronis over the top rope and be the #1 contender for the wTw title!”
The Rock: “IF YA SMELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL, WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKIN’!”
JS: “The Rock sounds definitely reading for tonight’s Royal Rumble! But now it’s time for some action!”
JR: “That’s Right Joey! Here’s Edge and Christian. Edge came to Christian’s aid with a con-chair-to to Jeff Hardy at Thanksgiving in Texas back in November abling both Billy & Christian to retain the tag titles and since then, Christian and Billy have been at each other and at One Night Only 2, we will have new champs in either E&C or Billy and his mystery partner!”
JR: “But tonight we’re treating to the retro team of Billy & Chuck! These guys are great!”
JS: “Both men are going to have their work cut out for them. Edge and Christian are one of the most decorated Tag Teams in Wrestling History!”
JR: “I think this match will be a tough battle!”
JR: “Chuck and Edge are starting this one off!”
JR: “Edge takes Chuck to the corner”
JS: “Referee is warning Edge to get some distance!”
JS: “Chuck dodged Edge and is lighting Edge up with some rights in the corner!”
JR: “Quick tag to Billy and Billy gives Edge a swift kick to the gut!”
JR: “Billy and Chuck are in full control here in the early going laying the beats to Edge!”
JR: “Billy with a huge stalling suplex and floats over for the cover. 1…….2….”
JR: “Are you kidding me?”
JR: “Billy is pinching Edge’s nose! That has got to hurt!”
JS: “Billy tags in his partner Chuck!”
JS: “Edge’s skull just rattled off that buckle!”
JS: “Edge reverses the irish whip and Edge has grabbed the ref!”
JS: “Christian just pulled the rope down and is laying the boots to Chuck on the outside while Edge has the referee’s back turned!”
JR: “The ref is putting Billy back in his corner.”
JS: “Edge has the cover on Chuck!”
JS: “1…………..2………..”
JR:” Chuck kicked out! Edge with a quick tag to Christian.”
JR: “Christian is choking the life right out of Chuck!”
JR: “Now Edge has a hold of him! Come on ref! Restore some order!”
JS: “Edge and Christian are definitely utilizing the tag team strategy and are getting the ref turned around at every point possible!”
JS: “Christian with a huge leg drop across the back of the neck!”
JS: “Christian is riling up Billy now! Billy is trying to get at Christian!”
JR: “These tow really have it out for each other!”
JR: “Edge has slid in and been choking Chuck!”
JS: “Edge with the cover. 1………….2……….”
JR: “Chuck kicked out at 2! Edge quickly applies a front facelock”
JR: “Chuck gets to his feet.”
JR: “Chuck is itching closer and closer to his corner! Get the tag to Billy!”
JR: “Big Back Body Drop!!!!”
JR: “Billy gets the tag! This crowd is going crazy!”
JR: “Clothesline to Edge!”
JR: “Belly to back suplex to Edge! Billy is on fire!”
JS: “Billy better stay in control and not be getting hot heated. He’s pointing right at Christian who isn’t the legal man!”
JR: “Christian is begging for his life! Billy wants his hands on Christian so badly!”
JR: “Edge just ran into Billy’s elbow!”
JR: “FameASSER!”
JR: “This could be it! Billy with the cover! 1…………..2…………….”
JR: “3!!! Billy and Chuck are victorious here!”
JR: “Wait a second!”
JS: “Christian just Reverse DDT’ed Chuck onto the ring steps!”
JR: “Billy just heard that sickening thud!”
JS: “Edge just tossed Christian a chair!”
JR: “Don’t do it Christian!”
JS: “OH MY GOD!”
JR: “Chuck’s skull just got wedged between that chair and the steel ring steps. Chuck is motionless!”
JR: “Edge and Christian are running like a bunch of scalded dogs!”
JR: “Chuck still hasn’t moved!”
JR: “Ladies and Gentlemen, I’m sorry on behalf of wTw of what you just witnessed, I know we didn’t have up any warnings of violence or coarse language and I apologize but we’re going to send it backstage to Commissioner Coachmen’s Office while we get this sorted out!”
Austin: “Coach, I just want you to know that you and I have a great working relationship and tonight, Stone Cold Steve Austin is going to be fighting with a chip on his shoulder! I’m the toughest SOB in the world today and there ain’t anything, anyone can do about it!”
Austin: “Get out of my face!”
JR: “The Texas Rattlesnake is focused and primed for tonight, we’ll have more after this!”
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