Post by tirva on Feb 15, 2011 23:05:49 GMT -5
JR: “It’s here, it’s now! Welcome to wTw’s PrimeTime!!!!”
JR: “Hello Ladies and Gentlemen, I’m your host Jim Ross and this is my broadcast partner calling the action with me, Joey Styles!”
JS: “Hey wrestling fans, what a night we have for you! Edge and Christian are in tag team action against Billy & Chuck, we have various interviews as well as….Tell them JR!”
JR: “As well, I will have an exclusive interview with Scott Hall and The Undertaker. Our next show is One Night Only 2 and both these men will be pitted inside a Steel Cage and the loser will leave wTw forever!”
JR: “a lot will be at steak at One Night Only 2!”
JS: “That’s right, we have an Intercontinental Title match, a World Title match, Tag Titles on the line, a super posedown, a grudge match. We have it all! That’s the wTw commissioner Coach! He’s going to kick things off here tonight!”
Coach: “Ladies and Gentlemen. As your wTw commissioner, I want to welcome you to PrimeTime #12!!!! Let’s get right down to business. There have been many attacks on the past episode that I felt were very unnecessary but they do create the action I’m looking for. Things went too far with the now at PrimeTime #11 where Undertaker was Jacknife powerbombed through the announce table by Kevin Nash, costing me hundreds of dollars in company costs to replace the announce desk. Taker isn’t able to compete tonight so that he’s 100% for One Night Only 2 when he goes one on one with Scott Hall in a Steel Cage Match in a Loser Leaves wTw permanently!”
JR: “That’s going to be one hell of a fight Joey!”
JS: “Yes it is indeed JR!”
Coach: “But that’s not my biggest issue. After Taker went through the announce table, Hall and Nash helped an already motionless Shawn Michaels up to his knee where Chris Jericho clocked Shawn Michaels a second time with a pair of Brass Knuckles. Shawn Michaels was my hand chosen wrestler to face Chris Jericho at One Night Only 2. It was going to be the biggest main event in wTw history but now it won’t be. Shawn Michaels received a stage 2 concussion with that blow to the head and as a result won’t be able to compete at One Night Only 2.”
JR: “Wow! Jericho is opponentless!”
JS: “It’s the man himself!”
HBK: “Look, Coach, thanks for letting me come out here and tell the fans myself. Ladies and Gentlemen, everything Coach just said is a fact. I suffered a Stage 2 concussion and I won’t be able to compete at One Night Only 2 for the wTw World Heavyweight Championship.But that doesn’t…”
Jericho: “Oh boo hoo!”
Jericho: “You got a bump on the head and now little HBK can’t wrestle. Boo Hoo!”
Jericho: “Let me remind you of something Shawn. I’m Chris Jericho. The wTw World Heavyweight Champion. I’m still undefeated. I’m the top ranked wrestler in all of Pic Fedding for the second straight time in a row! I’m the people picks of who the best in this business really is. I’m the best in the WORLD at what I do. Now Shawn, you didn’t have a chance in hell of beating me at One Night Only 2. THIS IS PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING SHAWN, BIG PLAYERS MAKE BIG PLAYS. I’M THE BIGGEST PLAYER OF THEM ALL. THE WORLD’S HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION. That’s right Shawn, I’m a champion. A true champion. I’ve beat every single person that comes my way. I’ve beaten guys just to get my hands on someone else and beat them! I’ve beaten more than one guy in the same night on more than one occasion. There’s a reason I’m the best Shawn. I can’t be beat. I’m that good.”
Coach: “Chris, I want you to know that I had to make an abrupt decision and the way we will determine who’s going to face you at One Night Only 2 is by a 20-man, Over The Top Rope Royal Rumble…TONIGHT!”
JR: “WOW! 20-men have the chance to fight to take on Jericho at One Night Only 2! The best man will win and Jericho will have to face the best!”
JS: “That’s right JR! Let’s send it back to Booker T.”
Booker T: “Thanks dawg! I’m here standing by with Kurt Angle, professional wrestling only Olympic Gold Medallist. Now Kurt, Stone Cold has been on you from all angles dawg, you gonna smash him at One Night Only 2?”
Angle: “Am I gonna smash him? You get bet your top dollar pal! I’m Kurt Freakin’ Angle, an Olympic Gold Medallist, I won it with a broken freakin’ neck! Stone Cold would’ve went to the hospital and all I did was tell myself to dig deep and get the job done.”
Angle: “You see Austin. People call you the Texas Rattlesnake because of the way you pounce on your prey but at One Night Only 2, you’re going to know why I live by the 3 I’s. Because last week you saw my INTENSITY against john Morrison. You’ve heard all about my INTEGRITY and in tonight’s rumble. You’ll see my INTELLIGENCE! Oh it’s true, It’s d**n True!”
Booker T: “Hey boss. That was a good interview right? I’m doing what I’m told and all?”
Coach: “Yeah it was great Booker. So great that You’re going to be back in action tonight! So you might wanan warm-up because you’re gonna be in the 20-man rumble!”
Booker T: “Oh DAWG! HE JUST SAID THAT!”
JR: “Booker T and Kurt Angle are two of the entrants in tonight’s rumble, it’s going to be huge! Stay with us, we’ll be right back!”
Billy & Chuck vs. Edge & Christian