Post by tirva on Dec 13, 2010 12:49:40 GMT -5
Jericho: “I am the best in the world at what I do! What is it you people don’t understand about that? I’m Chris Jericho and I deserve better treatment than what these wTw fans give me. At One Night Only 2, when I end the short career of Shawn Michaels, all of you fans will finally appreciate me and my flawless wTw record! If I’ve said it once,…”
HBK: “Let me guess, you’ve said it a million times! Well Chris, at One Night Only 2, you don’t even know what you have coming to you! I’m the HeartBreak Kid Shawn Michaels. The Icon. The Showstopper! The Main Event! People gave me those nicknames Chris. I didn’t fabricate them myself. So at One Night Only 2, I think that title is finally ready to find a new home!”
JR: “Coach is here!”
Coachmen: “Well Shawn, Chris. I don’t think these wTw fans want to wait until One Night Only 2 to see you two go head to head. So tonight, in the Main Event, it will be The Undertaker & Shawn Michaels in a tag match against Scott Hall and wTw World Heavyweight Champion, Chris Jericho!”
JR: “So the Coach named tonight’s main event a tag team match-up between Hall, Jericho against Taker and Michaels!”
JR: “Backstage, Stone Cold Steve Austin again, attacked the Olympic Gold Medallist Kurt Angle!”
Styles: “This is the second straight PrimeTime where Austin has done something to Kurt.”
JR: “Austin had to be taken away by security and be removed from the building!
Styles: “Coach had enough and issued this statement.”
Coach: “With the recent actions of Stone Cold Steve Austin, myself, the wTw commissioner has decided that at One Night Only 2, The Olympic Gold Medallist Kurt Angle will go toe to toe with Stone Cold Steve Austin in a No Time Limit match!”
Chuck: “Hey Billy! How have you been doing man? Haven’t talked with you in a while.”
Billy: “I know man. Things are great. Still wTw Tag Champ with Christian and things are going solid!”
Christian: “What the hell man? Why you taking on Edge tonight? He helped us retain those belts at Thanksgiving in Texas.”
Billy: “Dude, Management..”
Christian: “Don’t worry man. Whatever”
JR: “I thought Billy and Christian were on the same page but Christian is obviously upset at Billy for being booked in a match against Edge.”
Styles: “We saw a lot of back and forth action from both of these guys”
JR: “Right up until Edge distracted the ref and Christian was able to hit Billy with his Tag Team Title belt”
Styles: “Helping Edge to secure the victory!”
Styles: “After the match, Christian had some words to say.”
Christian: “So Billy, my boy Edge helps us keep the belts and you go to management wanting a match with him? The three of us could have been cool but there’s no room for a “B” with E&C! So consider your bags packed. You better find yourself a partner because at One Night Only 2, it’s going to be Edge and I taking on you and a partner for sole possession of the wTw Tag Team Titles!”
JR: “Chuck hit the ring before E&C were able to attack Billy! Let’s take it to Booker who is standing by with Randy Orton.”
Booker T: “Randy, what’s going on man? Why you going around punting the whole roster?”
Randy Orton: “I’ve always been told that actions speak louder than words.”
JR: “Orton didn’t have much to say but he is slowly going through everyone on this roster so guys are going to have to keep their heads on a swivel.”
JR: “The Page Family then hit the ring.”
DDP: ”I am Diamond Dallas Page and this is the Page Family! With me to my right is the wTw Hardcore Champion Rhyno! The Largest Athlete in the World Today and my Bodyguard Big Show and last but not least, your new wTw Intercontinental Champion Tajiri! You see fans, we are the single most dominant”
The Rock: “Pieces of crap The Rock has ever seen! You have Rhyno, the greasiest dirt pig the world has ever seen. Then you have a 500 hundred pound bag of monkey crap named The BIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGG SLOW!!!!!!!!!! And to top it all off you have that cheating, green misting, 4 foot 10, no I wish I wasn’t a legal midget because I can’t see over the counter top and I can only talk in tongues, ahab ubi ma name TAJ-I-RI! But then, it all comes down to one other man. Diamond Dallas Page! You see Page, the reason you are a manager is quite simple. You just simply could never cut it. You had the pubic-like long dyed blonde hair and that crappy diamond symbol and why? Because you wanted to have something to be known for? Well, congratulations, you are now known to be the leader of The Largest Pieces of Monkey crap The Rock has ever seen! You see Page, I don’t care that you and your midget cheated me out of my title at Primetime #9, no! You see, The Rock has decided to instead, get even in a different way! So at PrimeTime #11, The Rock is going to go one on one with that Big Nasty Bastard in a singles match and if The Rock wins, at One Night Only 2, he’s going to face….YOU!”
Page: “Well, just a second Rock. I’ve always thought you are a great athelete and I was out here to actually off you a spot in The Page Family. So what do you say Rock?”
Rock: “Well Page. I accept.”
Page: “Really Rock?”
Rock: “OF COURSE NOT YOU DUMB SON OF A B***H! I’m The Rock, The People’s Champ and at PrimeTime #11, The rock is going to go in and whoop Big Show’s butt all over the arena and face you at One Night Only 2 where YOU! Diamond Dallas Page, are going to smell, what The Rock, Is Cookin’!!!!
JR: “So far, One Night Only 2 has HBK vs. Jericho for the World Title, Taker vs. Hall in a Loser Leaves wTw Steel Cage match, Austin vs. Angle, Edge & Christian vs. Billy & a partner of his choice and now. If The Rock beats Rhyno at PrimeTime #11. The Rcok will face DDP! We’ll have more after this!”
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