Post by tirva on Oct 28, 2010 14:59:36 GMT -5
Christian: “Hey Jeffro! So is Matty gonna be all better for our match at Thanksgiving in Texas?”
Billy: “Yeah Jeff! Is he gonna be okay since I Fameassed his face through a table?”
Jeff: “The Hardy Boyz are more than ready! That Tag Team Elimination Tables Match is going to be insane. Actually, you two better have those belts all ready because the Hardy Boyz are going to get EXTREME!!!!!”
JS: “Hardyz vs. Billy & Christian for the Tag Team Belts in a Tag Team Table Elimination match is going to be off the hook!”
Booker: “I’m here with The Rock. Now Rock, At Thanksgiving in Texas, you will now be facing a brand new wTw signee for the wTw Intercontinental Championship due to the injury to Chris Benoit. How do you feel going into the match?”
The Rock: “How does The Rock feel? Let me ask you a question Booker T. How do you feel about being an interviewer?”
Booker: “Well Rock…”
The Rock: “It doesn’t matter how you feel! Just as sure as for the very first time, The Rock stood in the wTw arena and planted Chris Benoit with Rock Bottom after Rock Bottom after Rock Bottom is assured as at Thanksgiving in Texas, The Rock is going walk in and become wTw Intercontinental Champion!”
The Rock: “It doesn’t matter who The Rock has to face. It doesn’t matter what The Rock has to face! Even if The Rock has got to face King Kong, I’ll pull every hair off that ape’s body until he looks like that old taco bell chiwawa, jo quiro taco bell! The Rock will even teach that ape a bunch of Mexican like Taco! Burrito! And Tap Outo! You see The Rock isn’t worry one bit because The Rock is going in to do exactly what he does best, Layeth The Smacketh Down and Win the wTw TITLE! IF YOU SMELLLLLLLLALALALALALAL OOOOOW WHAT THE ROCK IS….COOKIN’!”
JR: “The Rock sounded primed and ready, the only question left is who will be facing The Rock at Thanksgiving in Texas?”
JS: “All we know is it’s a new signee! Here comes The Big Show!”
JS: “JR, he is absolutely gigantic!”
JR: “Good God is he ever. 7 Foot 500 pounds!”
JS: “His opponent tonight is none other than Rob Van Dam!”
JR: “If anyone can defy laws of gravity it’s Rob Van Dam and his educated feet!”
JS: “Big Show just threw the ref and Page out of his way!”
JR: “Big Show has Van Dam pressed above his head!”
JS: “OH MY GOD! Van Dam just got thrown at least 12 or 15 feet to the floor!”
JR: “Van Dam is motionless! Hardy and Test are out here checking on him!”
JR: “That did not look good at all!”
JR: “This is sick! Big Show is so proud of himself. I cant’ believe he threw Van Dam that far!”
JR: “Van Dam still hasn’t moved an inch!”
DDP: “Well Van Dam, like the song says. It’s THE BIG SHOW!!! Hahahahah!”
JR: “Van Dam is slowly getting to his feet. At Thanksgiving in Texas it will be Test vs. Tajiri vs. Rhyno vs. Rob Van Dam if he’s able to compete after what just transpired!”
JR: “Styles and company now have got Van Dam to his feet. That’s definitely a good sign!”
JR: “Ladies and Gentlemen, up next, we will reveal who The Rock’s opponent is and the most recent signee of wTw. More after this.”
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