Post by tirva on Aug 8, 2010 23:19:16 GMT -5
Jim Ross: "Ladies and Gentlemen, it's finally arrived!"
Ric Flair: "WOOO! We are live from the greatest sports arena that has ever been built! We're at the Garden! It's Madison Square Baby! WOOOO!"
JR: "That's right Ric, we are live here at the sold out Madison Square Garden in New York and we are here to witness wTw's biggest event ever, SummerSizzle!"
RF: "Right we are Dadd-io!"
JR: "Folks, I'm Jim Ross and beside me is my colleague, the 16-time World Heavyweight Champion of the World, Ric Flair. It will be our honour and privilege to be calling all of tonight's bouts."
RF: "What a stacked card we have JR!"
JR: "That's right we do Ric! Kicking things off will be the dangerous "War Machine" Rhyno taking on the legendary Hulk Hogan!"
RF: "It's the RHYNO! GORE! GORE! GORE!"
JR: "Hulk Hogan is going to have his hands full with not only Rhyno but he'll have to keep an eye out for Page as well."
JR: "Page and Rhyno both attacked the Hardy Boyz on the last PrimeTime and they also took out Chuck Palumbo."
RF: "These two have been on a wrecking rampage since they have joined wTw and no one has even come close to stopping them!"
JR: "It's the HULKSTER!"
JR: "The legendary Hulk Hogan is fired up and ready! He has the Garden on their feet."
RF: "This place is going nuts!"
JR: "This one is underway!"
JR: "A series of Rights by Hogan!"
JR: "Rhyno is getting a taste of his own medicine! The Hulkster putting it to him in the early going here!"
RF: "Irish Whip"
JR: "Hogan with a big clothesline in the corner!"
JR: "These people haven't sat down yet, RIC!"
JR: "and another clothesline by the Hulkster!"
JR: "Hogan with a cover. 1....."
RF: "Rhyno kicked out hard! Only a 1 count. Rhyno is a beast JR, Hogan isn't even close to finishing this one."
JR: "Page has Hogan's foot!"
JR: "That little twit!"
RF: "GORE! GORE! GORE!"
RF: "Rhyno is just hammering shoulders into Hogan waist!"
JR: "Looks like Hogan can barely breathe Ric."
RF: "That's it! It's over! That's the end of Hulkamania!"
JR: "Rhyno is kicking away at Hogan."
JR: "My god! Rhyno is stalking him and putting the boots to Hogan."
JR: "This is all because of Page. Hogan had this match in the bag before Page grabbed a hold of the Hulkster foot."
RF: "What foot? Page didn't grab no foot! Page has been on the outside minding his own business the whole time JR!"
JR: "Oh please! Page cheated and you know it!"
RF: "What the ref doesn't see doesn't get called!"
JR: "Hogan is in a wrist lock or bear hug of sorts."
JR: "The Hulkster's fighting up"
JR: "He's broke the hold!"
RF: "RHYNO IS A BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX! That's the end of it JR!"
JR: "Rhyno with the cover."
RF: "1......2......"
JR: "He kicked out!!!"
JR: "Rhyno can't believe it!"
RF: "I can't believe it! Hogan kicked out!"
RF: "Rhyno with a right hand to Hogan."
JR: "and another one!"
RF: "What's going on JR, it's not doing anything?"
JR: "Hogan with a Right Hand!"
JR: "Hogan with an Irish Whip to Rhyno!"
JR: "Big Boot!"
JR: This place is electric!"
JR: "Hogan hits the Leg Drop!!!!!"
JR: "This could be it. 1.......2......"
JR: "3!!!!!"
JR: "Hogan did it! He came from behind and beat the "War Machine" Rhyno here tonight!
RF: "I can't stand when Hogan poses. It doesn't look that attractive you know JR!"
JR: "Attractive or not, Hulk Hogan is victorious here in the opening match at wTw's SummerSizzle!"
RF: "What's Hogan doing?"
JR: "I think he still has a score to settle with Diamond Dallas Page!"
RF: "He already won his match and Page didn't do anything!"
JR: "He's the reason Hogan nearly lost, you liar!!"
JR: "Wait a second! Rhyno's on his feet!"
RF: "GORE! GORE! GORE!"
JR: "Rhyno missed and ate the turnbuckle!"
JR: "Hogan out smarting Rhyno once again!"
JR: "Good GOD! Page just chop-blocked Hogan! hogan is down!"
JR: "They can't do this!"
JR: "Holy crap! Not again! Not again!"
JR: "That son of a gun! Why does Page have a chair?"
RF: "It doesn't look like it's going to be for sitting!"
JR: "NO WAY! WHAT THE HELL! HULK HOGAN JUST WENT THROAT FIRST INTO THAT STEEL CHAIR! ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!"
JR: "Let's get some help out here!"
JR: "Rhyno and Page are sick! Their twisted!"
DDP: "And Hogan, incase you forgot. WHATCHA GONNA DO BROTHER WHEN DDP AND THE PAGE FAMILY, RUN WILD, ON YOU. HAHAHAHAHAHAH!"
JR: "Ladies and Gentlement, we will have more when we get word on Hogan condition but for now, just sit tight and we'll be right back!"
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