wTw PrimeTime Episode #1

[tirva]

Jim Ross: "Welcome to wTw's PrimeTime! To my left is "The Nature Boy" Ric Flair and we have an action packed night for you folks at home."

Ric Flair: "WOOOO! Of course we do JR, World Champion Chris Jericho would like to make a public address and that will come seconds from now. So let's get this puppy started!"



Jim Ross: "It's Stone Cold! Austin is here in wTw."

Ric Flair: "Does that graphic say that he's the new commissioner and referee here in wTw JR?"

Jim Ross: "It sure does!"



Austin: "What?"

Crowd: "WHHHHHAAAAATTTT!"

Austin: "Stone Cold Steve Austin is the wTw commissioner and the sanctioned referee for tonight's bouts only. Tonight's line-up is going to be a huge night for us but first off."



Austin: "Let's bring out the wTw World Heavyweight Champion!"



Jim Ross: "That's Chris Jericho, Ric."

Ric Flair: "That it is baby! Chris Jericho defeated two savages at One Night Only in Scott Hall & Triple H in a 3-way Elimination Contest."



Jim Ross: "Jericho is making his rounds and has stopped in front of us, what does he want?"

Ric Flair: "What a kid but no matter what is said. He's the only wTw Superstar with a victory."



Jericho: "Congrats on the after retirement job there slappy but I can take it from here Austin. I am, Chris Jericho. I am, your wTw First and Only, World's Heavyweight Champion. I am, the man that defeated both Scott Hall and Triple H in the same match, on the same evening. I am undefeated! I am as fast as lightning. I can bend steel. I can tip toe at night and I don't make a sound. I can pound faces and I can make babies cry."



Jericho: "I am Chris Jericho. I am wTw's best Superstar. I am the World Champion and tonight, I will take the night off."

Crowd: "Booo!!"

Jericho: "Sorry poptarts. But this body is a temple and I don't mind defending my title at wTw's next pay-per view but until then..."



Austin: "AH UH! Until then your going to do what your commissioner tells you to do. You keep flapping your gums and saying your cute lines but all that is going to do is bury you over time Jericho. Tonight, you will have the night off."



Jericho: "Because I'm the man!"

Austin: "Because it will be your last night off in wTw between now and wTw's next pay-per view called Summer Sizzle. Because tonight's first match here on PrimeTime will be a 10-man over the top battle royal for the #1 Contendership for your wTw World Heavyweight Championship."



Austin: "But before you leave Jericho. The winner of the battle royal will face you inside a Steel Cage at Summer Sizzle!"

Jim Ross: "What? Austin is already making his presence felt here in wTw! A Cage match for Jericho against the winner of tonight's #1 Contendership Battle Royal! That's next!"



When your tired and lazy, get a Duff in ya. You'll be able to go for hours.

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Jim Ross: "We're back and this match is just about underway."

Ric Flair: "That's a ring full of talent if I have ever saw one. Taker, Hogan, Angle, Hunter, Booker among the many."



Jim Ross: "Chuck is in Maven's face!"

Ric Flair: "Why would he pick Maven to go after first?"



Jim Ross: "This one is underway."

Ric Flair: "JR, look at Rhyno, he is lining Chuck up."



Ric Flair: "GORE! GORE! GORE! Chuck just got his block knocked off!"



Jim Ross: "Hogan and Booker have Angle on his way out!"



Jim Ross: "Test and Diamond Dallas Page are locked up in the corner."

Ric Flair: "Rhyno's face to face with Maven now."



Jim Ross: "Stiff clothesline by Rhyno!"



Ric Flair: "Hit the showers, kid! Maven's night is over."



Jim Ross: "Chuck just ran at Rhyno!"

Ric Flair: "WOOO! Big Back Body Drop to Chuck!"



Jim Ross: "and he's out of here! Rhyno just took out Chuck & Maven quicker than we could get comfy."



Jim Ross: "Undertaker going right at Rhyno though smashing his face into the buckle."



Jim Ross: "Angle swings back inside as Triple H goes after Booker and now Hogan. He's clobbering Hogan with a flurry of rights."

Ric Flair: "I think Rhyno is getting the life choked out of him courtesy of the Deadman."



Jim Ross: "Test is gone after Booker."

Ric Flair: "DDP's just hit Taker from behind."



Jim Ross: "Taker just got a face full of buckle."



Ric Flair: "Rhyno's signalling for it."



Ric Flair: "GORE! GORE! GORE! Taker just got gored out of his boots!"



Ric Flair: "DDP and Rhyno have eliminated the Undertaker."

Jim Ross: "Booker's on his way out too."



Jim Ross: "Angle with a right to DDP."



Jim Ross: "German Suplex to Rhyno!"

Ric Flair: "Hogan and Test have Booker on his way out but he's holding on."



Jim Ross: "Hogan just dumped both Booker T & Test to the outside."



Jim Ross: "Their night is over because of Hulkamania."

Ric Flair: "and now DDP just got hit with a German Suplex by Kurt Angle."



Ric Flair: "Hunter's going after Hogan."

Jim Ross: "and he's eliminated too! Hogan has just eliminated Triple H from the battle royal!"



Ric Flair: "OMG! German to DDP to the outside."

Jim Ross: "Wow! Angle just German Suplex DDP up and over the top rope to the arena floor!"



Jim Ross: "Angle has his back turned to Rhyno."

Ric Flair: "Not a good thing to do!"



Jim Ross: "Big Boot from Hogan!"



Ric Flair: "Rhyno took that momentum and swung back inside."



Jim Ross: "Angle just dumped Hogan out!"



Ric Flair: "It's down to two. Angle and Rhyno."

Jim Ross: "Rhyno's running at Angle."



Ric Flair: "YES! Angle is outta.."



Jim Ross: "No! Hogan is pulling Rhyno!"



Ric Flair: "Let go of him Hogan!"

Jim Ross: "Angle is on the inside! Hogan is still pulling Rhyno out."



Ric Flair: "He's gone!"

Jim Ross: "Angle just bumped Rhyno to the outside with the aid of Hogan."



Jim Ross: "Kurt Angle is the #1 contender for the World's Heavyweight Championship."



Ric Flair: "Chris, he's pointing at you."



Jim Ross: "They are gonna meet at wTw's Summer Sizzle inside a Steel Cage for the Heavyweight Title!"



Ric Flair: "Rhyno is up and is going after Hogan."




Ric Flair: "Hogan just got his back rammed into the post!"

Jim Ross: "Wow! Rhyno is on a rampage!"



Jim Ross: "What a sore loser that Rhyno is!"



Ric Flair: "Hogan is down and out!"

Jim Ross: "Do you think that's funny Ric? The match was already over."

Ric Flair: "Maybe Hogan shouldn't have went after Rhyno after he was out!"



Jim Ross: "Rhyno destroyed half the guys in the Battle Royal and then destroyed Hogan into that ringpost. We'll be right back."



Role models? Kids need them too. Please, don't feed fat kids.

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Chuck: "I didn't even get to punch anyone tonight! I'm so mad I cou"



*BANG!*



DDP: "Chin up, kid! It's only a GORE! If you make it to the next PrimeTime, we have another one for you on order!"



Jim Ross: "Again! Rhyno is everywhere! We need security on that SOB!"



Austin: "Hey folks, the following match is the first of two semi-final matches tonight. This 4-man tournament will determine who the wTw's first ever Intercontinental Champion will be. The winner of this semi-final and the one after will wrestle in the main event of the next PrimeTime in a one on one, one fall contest to be crowned champion."

Jim Ross: "I wonder who the four participants will be?"



Ric Flair: "It's Chris Benoit!"

Jim Ross: "Wow! wTw was able to sign and bring in Benoit."




Jim Ross: "Matt Hardy! Another shocker. I figured those two would be going after the Tag Team division. By the way, folks. Tonight's main event will crown the wTw first ever World Tag Team Champions."



Ric Flair: "Benoit is ready JR!"

Jim Ross: "I have never saw Benoit this fired up."



Ric Flair: "Austin is keeping things in order so we can get this underway."

Jim Ross: "Hardy's slid in."



Jim Ross: "Matt's going right after Benoit. He shoved Austin right out of the way."





Ric Flair: "Irish whip."



Jim Ross: "Big clothesline in the corner to Benoit."



Jim Ross: "and a bulldog! Hardy has come out like a house of fire."



Jim Ross: "Matt is going for the Side Effect."



Ric Flair: "and a quick counter by Benoit. He's trying to lock in that crossface!"

Jim Ross: "but Hardy has got to the bottom rope."



Jim Ross: "Both men are in a collar-elbow tie up."



Ric Flair: "Benoit's just powered Matt to the buckle."

Jim Ross: "Austin's getting Chris to break the hold."



Ric Flair: "and a knee to the gut!"



Jim Ross: "What a cheap skate! Benoit is really laying in those chops to the chest cavity of Matt Hardy."



Ric Flair: "I think Benoit has put that fire that Hardy was displaying right out."



Jim Ross: "Get off the ropes Benoit! You cheap SOB!"

Ric Flair: "If you ain't cheatin', you ain't tryin' JR."



Jim Ross: "You would say that."



Ric Flair: "Belly to back suplex by Benoit!"



Jim Ross: "Benoit with a cover."

Ric Flair: "1........2.."

Jim Ross: "Hardy with a kick out."



Jim Ross: "Hardy is really reeling."



Ric Flair: "This ain't lookin' good for the kid."

Jim Ross: "Benoit has just propped Matt Hardy up on that top turnbuckle."



Ric Flair: "Superplex!"



Jim Ross: "Into a Cross Body!"



Jim Ross: "Cover. 1......2....."

Ric Flair: "Benoit with a kickout."



Jim Ross: "What's this."



Jim Ross: "Side Effect."



Ric Flair: "Benoit countered."



Jim Ross: "German Suplex on Hardy!"



Jim Ross: "Matt grabbed the ropes."



Ric Flair: "Benoit pulling his away."



Jim Ross: "German Suplex into a pin!"

Ric Flair: "1.........2........."



Jim Ross: "Hardy with a kick out. Benoit is furious, he thought that was it."



Ric Flair: "Matt ain't going anywhere. Benoit's going up though."




Jim Ross: "Diving Headbutt ala Dynamite!."



Ric Flair: "Benoit with the cover."

Jim Ross: "1..........2........"



Ric Flair: "3!!!! He did it."



Jim Ross: "Chris Benoit is victorious and will be one part of the main event at the next PrimeTime challenging to be the first ever wTw Intercontinental Champion."





Ric Flair: "Up next is our second half of the semi-final to see who Benoit will face. That's next!"



Jay Cutler says: "Get it in ya beefcake!"

If you wanna look like Jay Cutler you gonna take 6 scoops a day to be a jack show!

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Jim Ross: "Welcome Back. Coming to the ring is wTw's owner Mr. Ted Dibiase along with his bodyguard Virgil."



Dibiase: "HAHAHA! I'd just like to let you all know that I am indeed the Owner of this company. I definitely do provide the cash and without a doubt, I do like how things are starting to shape up."



Dibiase: "I'm out here to announce that wTw's next Pay-Per View will be wTw's Summer Sizzle and will come to you live from Madison Square Gardens in New York City! It will feature wTw's First World Heavyweight Champion Chris Jericho go one on one with the #1 Contender Kurt Angle inside a Steel Cage. But now. It's time for the second half of the semi-finals for the Intercontinental Championship. Enjoy."



Jim Ross: "It's Jeff Hardy!"

Ric Flair: "So one Hardy is down, one to go?"



Jim Ross: "Ya never know but this is a great opportunity for Jeff."



Ric Flair: "Hey yo Chico! It's Scott Hall JR!"

Jim Ross: "He's the 4th man of this tournament."



Ric Flair: "So it's "The Bad Guy" Scott Hall against "The Rainbow Haired Warrior" Jeff Hardy."

Jim Ross: "That it is."



Jim Ross: "Both lock-up. Now the winner as mentioned before will meet Benoit on the next PrimeTime."



Ric Flair: "Hall with an arm wringer on Jeff."



Jim Ross: "and Jeff has an arm on the rope."




Ric Flair: "Jeff just flipped out of the wringer."



Jim Ross: "and has taken Hall down."



Jim Ross: "and a patented drop to the hamstrings of Hall."



Jim Ross: "Hardy is stretching Hall out."




Jim Ross: "and a Dropkick in the corner to Hall!"



Ric Flair: "Quick cover by Hardy."

Jim Ross: "1.....Kickout."





Ric Flair: "Hall is getting out of the ring. Atta boy, Go regroup."



Jim Ross: "Austin telling Hall to get back in the ring."



Jim Ross: "Hall is walking away."



Jim Ross: "Springboard Whisper In The Wind!"



Jim Ross: "Hall is down and out. Austin putting the count to Hall."



Jim Ross: "What is DDP doing here?"



Jim Ross: "DDP has a crazy look on his face!"



Jim Ross: "Turn around Jeff!"

Ric Flair: "That's Rhyno!"



Ric Flair: "GORE! GORE! GORE!"



Jim Ross: "Austin just signaled for the bell and this match is over. He's kicking Rhyno out of the ring."



Ric Flair: "So Jeff Hardy is victorious as is Rhyno!"

Jim Ross: "Rhyno is a d**n SOB, same as that DDP. Those two need to be tamed!"



Ric Flair: "Hardy is on dream street."



Jim Ross: "Is he ever. Jeff got taken right out but he is victorious by DQ. Jeff Hardy will take on Chris Benoit for the Intercontinental Championship at our next PrimeTime in the Main Event. Let's go backstage."



Jim Ross: "Those are RVD's Boots but who's doing push-ups?"



Jim Ross: "It's Tajiri!"

RVD: "You ready dude."



RVD: "Let's do this!"

Jim Ross: "Tajiri and RVD are teaming up? We have more after this!"



There's no back seat. So get on out of it and Bang on top of it. DDP says to "FEEL THE BANG!"

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Virgil: "Hi Billy. What are your thoughts on tonight's Main Event."



Billy: "Well White coat, I'm thinking New Tag Champs? Obviously, since the belts are vacant. So tonight, One of the best tag team wrestlers of all-time and I are going to strut out there and do what we do best. And that's win Championships. Hey, my man!"



Christian: "Tick, Tock!"



Christian: "Tonight's Main Event will be brought to you in part by B & C. Bee Cause We're Awesome! That's right crewcut! Tonight, two of wrestling's best tag team wrestlers of all-time are starting their new title reign. We will reign supreme. Tonight's diet will consist of Rice & Ponytails. In a few short seconds, the crowd will be chanting. B and C, B and C, B and C! Forget that R-V-D character, I can bend into a pretzel too, I just....Don't."



Christian: "So let's go get this started. I'm really in the mood to slap another World Tag Title around this waist. Let's go Billy Cakes!"



Ric Flair: "So I think confidence is one word to describe this new duo."



Jim Ross: "This should be a great Tag Team contest! These two have experience through the roof of this place but I do think they are overlooking RVD & Tajiri."



Jim Ross: "Speaking of which, here they are! Drapped in Yellow and ready to fight!"



Jim Ross: "Those two cowards have already jumped to the outside!"

Ric Flair: "They are not afraid my friend. They just wanna let RVD & Tajiri have some room before they smash their faces."



Jim Ross: "Austin is cooling things down. He's done a great job tonight keeping things under control minus Rhyno."




Jim Ross: "Billy's gonna start this one off for B and C."



Jim Ross: "Looks like Tajiri will start it off for his team."

Ric Flair: "Billy's telling Tajiri not to pull any of his funny stuff."




Jim Ross: "HA HA! Billy just got his left hand kicked by Tajiri and he retreated to his corner to get a tag to Christian."



Ric Flair: "The ol' test of strength. Atta Boy Christian."



Jim Ross: "Tajiri is looking to accept."



Jim Ross: "What a cheap shot. Christian with a quick advantage."




Jim Ross: "Some nice shoulder blocks in the corner for Tajiri."



Jim Ross: "The match isn't over yet Christian."



Jim Ross: "He missed with a shoulder!"



Jim Ross: "Tajiri with a stiff kick to the sternum of Christian."




Jim Ross: "Tajiri with a standing moonsault on Christian and goes for a cover. 1...."

Ric Flair: "Christian kicks out after a 1 count."



Jim Ross: "Look at that poor puppy beg!"



Ric Flair: "All part of the act JR! Now who looks stupid"



Jim Ross: "Tag to Billy."



Jim Ross: "Billy quickly lays the boots to Tajiri."

Ric Flair: "Tajiri is being choked endlessly!"



Ric Flair: "Billy is edging Van Dam on."



Jim Ross: "Austin is trying to get RVD back on the outside."

Ric Falir: 'Get him Christian! Atta boy!"



Jim Ross: "Billy drops a leg on the neck of Tajiri and continues to choke him."



Ric Flair: "Quick cover."

Jim Ross: "1......2..Kickout."



Jim Ross: "Billy tags Christian back in."



Jim Ross: "RVD yelling at Austin that only one guy is the legal man."




Jim Ross: "Christian with a drop down and a beautiful textbook dropkick by Billy."



Jim Ross: "Cover. 1.....2"

Ric Flair: "RVD breaks up the cover."



Jim Ross: "Austin pushing RVD to his corner."




Ric Flair: "Irish Whip into The One and Only!"



Ric Flair: "Cover by Christian. 1........2......."



Jim Ross: "Tajiri barely kicked out."

Ric Flair: "Very close."

Jim Ross: "Tajiri crawling to his corner. Christian has him by the ankle taunting RVD."



Jim Ross: "Insegury!"



Jim Ross: "Tajiri with a stiff kick to the cranium of Chrisitan and both men are down."



Jim Ross: "Tajiri got to his corner and has made the tag."

Ric Flair: "So did Christian!"



Jim Ross: "A thunderous back elbow!"



Jim Ross: "Spin kick to Christian!"



Jim Ross: "Billy is reeling."



Jim Ross: "Double Clothesline to Billy to the outside."



Jim Ross: "Tajiri just hopped over the ropes."



Jim Ross: "Asai Moonsault!"



Jim Ross: "Rolling Thunder!"



Jim Ross: "RVD with a cover. 1.......2...."

Ric Flair: "Christian kicked out."




Jim Ross: "Billy blocked Tajiri and through him into the ring post!"




Ric Flair: "Blind tag by Billy."



Jim Ross: "Billy just pushed Christian out of harm's way and RVD shouldered that post."



Jim Ross: "Get away from Austin Christian!"

Ric Flair: "Billy is going after that turnbuckle cover."




Jim Ross: "RVD just got rammed into that exposed turnbuckle."



Ric Flair: "Billy with the cover. 1.......2......."

Jim Ross: "NO!"



Ric Flair: "3!!!!"



Ric Flair: "They did it! B and C, B and C!"



Jim Ross: "They just had to cheat! They couldn't get a clean victory over RVD and Tajiri because they are cowards. Those cheap SOB's!"



Ric Flair: "Billy and Christian are wTw's First Tag Team Champions!"



Jim Ross: "If their egos weren't big enough and now this!"




Jim Ross: "Yeah! Now keep trash-talking your opponents who played fair. You pieces of garbage Billy and Christian!"



Jim Ross: "Ladies and Gentlemen. That's all she wrote for tonight. As you can see, Billy and Christian are wTw's first ever Tag Team Champions. They cheated to get them but they got them. For my colleague Ric Flair and I, thanks for tuning in. We'll catch you at the next wTw PrimeTime! Good Night!"