Post by tirva on Jul 15, 2010 20:27:15 GMT -5
JR: "We're back folks! So as you know, just around the corner for wTw is their second Pay-Per View event called Summer Sizzle. What a stacked card we have lined up for all of you viewers!"
RF: "That's right JR. My boy, wTw Intercontinental Champion Chris Benoit will be going one on one against one of wTw's up and comers Test!"
JR: "In tag team action, wTw World Tag Team Champions Billy & Christian will be going toe to toe with the team of Rob Van Dam and Tajiri. Rob Van Dam and Tajiri are seeking retribution during this rematch and I think they could just knock the champs off!"
RF: "WOOOO! In singles action, it will be "The Game" Triple H in an Unsanctioned Parking Lot Brawl taking on The Undertaker. It's been a game of cat and mouse and this one won't be for the weak at heart so you better make sure you have yourself strapped in Jr, because this one is going to be off the hook!"
JR: "It will come down to these two men. The Immortal Hulk Hogan and The War Machine Rhyno. Rhyno has been on a tear as of late, slowly taking out the whole wTw roster, little by little. Hulk Hogan is looking to run wild on the War path that has been created."
RF: "WOOOO! and our Main Event!"
JR: "That's right Ric. It will be the clash of the two wTw poster boys. It will be the #1 contender, The Olympic Gold Medallist Kurt Angle taking on the undefeated, self-proclaimed Greatest Wrestler in the World Today, the wTw World Heavyweight Champion, Chris Jericho. These two have been through hell and back. These two competitors will be going one on one inside a Steel Cage. They will be surrounded by 4 Sides of Steel with no where to hide. Can Kurt Angle overcome the savvy Chris Jericho to capture his first crown or will the King of the World, keep his championship? All this will be decided at Summer Sizzle brought to you by, wTw, World Tirva Wrestling."
JR: "Kicking this next bout off is the team of Booker T and Maven, The Sucka Slappas."
RF: "These two haven't had much luck at all in wTw thus far but they will be looking to change that right here."
JR: "and they will be taking on the Hardy Boyz!"
JR: "Matt and Jeff, The Hardy Boyz sure as fired up as always. They are a bunch of firecrackers Ric."
RF: "I don't care what they are, because in a few minutes their going to be lunch meat after The Sucka Slappas, slap these fellas around!"
RF: "My pick to win is these two, The Sucka Slappas! Say it with me JR...SUCKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
JR: "Oh will you stop! Matt and Jeff started on seperate paths here in wTw but are back to the tag team wrestling that brought"
RF: "Maven just hit a double axe handle and the bell has sounded for this one to begin."
RF: "Has complete control here in the early going."
JR: "He has a handful of hair ref!"
RF: "No he did not!"
JR: "Are you kidding me? He blatantly had a handful of hair and pull Jeff Hardy to the mat by it."
RF: "Maven has dropped a big knee to the throat!"
RF: "Maven with the quick cover. 1....."
JR: "Hardy kicked out at 1."
RF: "Maven isn't letting Jeff go astray."
RF: "Textbook Dropkick!"
JR: "Maven with another cover. 1......2"
RF: "Booker T tags in."
JR: "Maven has dropped down."
RF: "SCISSOR KICK from Booker T on Hardy."
RF: "This could be it JR. 1......2.."
JR: "Hardy will not quit Ric!"
RF: "Knife Edge Chop and that's why these boys are called The Sucka Slappas! Because Booker just slapped that SUCKKAAAA!"
JR: "Booker T looking for what looks like a Superplex here."
JR: "Hardy gave Booker a shove!"
JR: "Hardy signalling for his Swanton Bomb!"
RF: "Jeff missed it! Jeff Hardy missed his Swanton Bomb!"
JR: "Booker T is crawling to Jeff."
RF: "Here's the cover. 1.....2...."
JR: "Hardy kicked out again! He will not quit!"
RF: "Booker taking Hardy up again."
JR: "Booker just drew Matt in the ring as a distraction!"
RF: "Maven is choking the life out of Jeff!"
JR: "Booker with another right hand to Jeff!"
RF: "Booker still has the ref going!"
JR: "Jeff ducked the scissor kick! Booker T has perched himself on that top rope and the marbles are taking a beating!"
JR: "Jeff fires up on Maven with a back elbow!"
JR: "Hardy still some fight left!"
JR: "Jeff is trying to get to his corner to tag in his brother Matt."
RF: "Booker T tags in Maven!"
JR: "Jeff gets the tag! This place is going bananas!"
JR: "Matt rocks Maven with a clothesline!"
JR: "and a Big Stiff back elbow!"
JR: "Matt hits the side effect!"
JR: "Matt with the cover on Maven. 1.....2..."
RF: "Booker T breaks up the near fall!"
JR: "Hardy chasing Booker back to his corner and the ref's seperating these two."
RF: "Maven with a school boy. 1....2..."
JR: "Matt kicked out! Matt just got his shoulder up in time."
RF: "Maven, hooking in his patented DDT."
JR: "Hardy reversed it!"
JR: "Matt just hit the Twist of Fate!"
JR: "and Jeff takes out Booker T!"
JR: "Matt with the cover. 1......2....."
JR: "The Hardyz did it!"
JR: "The Hardyz have defeated The Sucka Slappas!"
JR: "Whoa! What's this?"
JR: "GORE! GORE! GORE!"
JR: "That's that Rhyno!"
RF: "Rhyno just gored both Hardyz right out of their boots!"
RF: "Diamond Dallas Page just hit a huge Diamond Cutter on Matt Hardy! Hardy is motionless!"
JR: "Security! Get them out of here!"
RF: "GORE! Another Gore by Rhyno!"
JR: "This is uncalled for!"
JR: "DDP just held Jeff's arms back so he couldn't go anywhere and Rhyno took him out! Somebody's gotta stop this!"
JR: "That's the Hulkster!"
JR: "Hogan has cleared the ring of Rhyno of DDP! What does DDP have to say?"
DDP: "Hogan! That was for you, BROTHER!"
DDP: "You see, you want us to stop going through this whole roster? Then lead by example and at Summer Sizzle, try to take out Rhyno!"
DDP: "There's a reason he's called The War Machine. Keep up your chin because my Diamond is ready to GORE! GORE! GORE!"
JR: "It will be the Hulkster taking on Rhyno, one on one at Summer Sizzle and this is just more fuel added to the fire."
JR: "The Hulkster is likely to explode!"
JR: "There's The Game and the wTw World Heavyweight Champion Chris Jericho."
JR: "They're heading to the ring because the Main Event is next!"
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