Post by tirva on Aug 30, 2010 11:45:41 GMT -5
Booker T: "What's up SUCKAAAAS! I'm here with the challengers for tonight's Main Event for the Tag Team Titles, The Hardy Boyz. What are your thoughts going into tonight?"
Matt: "We are primed and ready Booker! The Hardy Boyz have never been stronger and are planning on winning those Tag Team Titles!"
Jeff: "That's right! Billy & Christian better be ready because they won't be able to break the bond and the force that is, The Hardy Boyz!"
Jeff: "WOO!"
Booker T: "Tell me, he didn't just say that?"
RF: "Oh he said that Booker!"
JR: "The Hardyz aren't the best with words but they sure love to put up a fight!"
JR: "That's Rob Van Dam. Him and Tajiri had a butting of heads as of late and Tajiri cost both men a shot at the wTw titles. Van Dam has been nothing but a friend to Tajiri. Regardless, Van Dam is in singles action tonight!"
JR: "It's the man beast Rhyno! Rhyno has been on a war path through wTw taking out everyone in his way! He's going to be going 1 on 1 with RVD, right now!"
DDP: "Hey Rob, funny story. Tajiri kicked you in the teeth! HAHAHAHAH!"
DDP: "I just want to send a message to everyone in the back and RVD here. Rhyno, the war machine will take you out! He ended Hulkamania. Management still hasn't been informed of a return date! Rhynomania is running wild! So what you gonna do RVD when The War Machine Rhyno, runs wild, on you!"
JR: "Hogan is still recovering from a throat injury suffered at the hands of DDP and Rhyno when Rhyno crushed Hogan throat across a chair after Hogan defeated him at SummerSizzle!"
RF: "That's Rhyno's only singles competition loss so far here in wTw."
JR: "That's right indeed Ric. That was the bell and we are set for this one to get underway."
JR: "Collar elbow tie-up!"
RF: "Belly to belly suplex by Rhyno! Rhyno might have just crushed RVD's ribs!"
JR: "Rhyno is already looking for the Gore! RVD is slow getting to his feet."
JR: "Van Dam look out!"
JR: "RVD just stopped Rhyno dead in his tracks with a back kick to the gut."
JR: "Hogan is still recovering from a throat injury suffered at the hands of DDP and Rhyno when Rhyno crushed Hogan throat across a chair after Hogan defeated him at SummerSizzle!"
RF: "That's Rhyno's only singles competition loss so far here in wTw."
JR: "That's right indeed Ric. That was the bell and we are set for this one to get underway."
JR: "Collar elbow tie-up!"
RF: "Belly to belly suplex by Rhyno! Rhyno might have just crushed RVD's ribs!"
JR: "Rhyno is already looking for the Gore! RVD is slow getting to his feet."
JR: "Van Dam look out!"
JR: "RVD just stopped Rhyno dead in his tracks with a back kick to the gut."
JR: "RVD with a swift kick to the skull of Rhyno and he has Rhyno down."
JR: "Rolling Thunder!"
JR: "Van Dam with the cover. 1.....2....."
JR: "DDP just grabbed RVD's leg. That little rant!"
JR: "DDP is a squirrelly guy and I'll be d**ned if he ever played by the rules!"
JR: "Van Dam is chasing DDP on the outside."
JR: "Page just tripped on the steps."
JR: "Things aren't looking too good for DDP right about now!"
RF: "Baseball slide!"
RF: "You can't leave a Rhyno alone JR!"
JR: "Van Dam switched him attention to DDP only for Page to lure RVD into a pair of boots from Rhyno."
RF: "Rhyno with the cover. 1.........2......"
RF: "Rhyno is going right after the ribs of RVD."
RF: "Stop away buddy!"
RF: "Rhyno is going to put RVD away with the Gore! GORE! GORE!"
JR: "RVD just moved out of harm's way!"
JR: "Van Dam with a series of shoulders to the War Machine Rhyno! I can't hear Rhynomania now RIC!"
RF: "That's because you have fat in your ear!"
JR: "Split Legged Moonsault!"
JR: "This could be it! RVD with the cover. 1.....2......"
RF: "Rhyno kicked out! You can't put Rhyno away with 2 moves JR! You know better!"
JR: "Van Dam is up on that top rope looking to put an end to this match!"
RF: "Tajiri's here!"
JR: "Tajiri is here and has caught the eye of Rob Van Dam!"
JR: "OMG! Van Dam just took a dive off the top rope and hit a cross body to Tajiri on the ramp below! This crowd is going crazy!"
***HOLY nuts! HOLY nuts! HOLY nuts!***
JR: "DDP can't believe it! He's yelling at Rhyno is get up!"
JR: "Van Dam with a springboard..."
RF: "GORE! GORE! GORE!"
JR: "Van Dam just got caught in mid-air with a GORE!"
RF: "Rhyno with the cover. 1......2......."
RF: "3!!!!!! Rhyno did it! Rhyno just beat Rob Van Dam fair and square!"
JR: "FAIR AND SQUARE? That d**n Tajiri came out to distract him giving Rhyno enough time to regroup!"
JR: "Tajiri is moving the ref out of his way."
RF: "Van Dam is barely moving JR!"
JR: "What's with that sick looking on the face of Tajiri?"
RF: "Powerbomb! Tajiri just poerbombed RVD out of his boots!
Tajiri: "HI wTw!"
Tajiri: "Me talk Stone Cold. Me vs. You at Pay-Per View. HEHEHE!"
JR: "What the heck? I'm gonna assume that means Tajiri will be taking on Rob Van Dam at Thanksgiving in Texas. Tajiri, you better be ready. Van Dam is gonna give you everything you deserve you backstabbing little runt!"
DDP: "That's why your the man! Rhynomania is getting stronger and stronger..."
JR: "Test just took out both DDP and Rhyno!"
JR: "Test just threw DDP into that concrete wall head first! Holy crap!"
JR: "Rhyno just ate a Big Boot! I have never saw Test like this!"
Test: "Enough is enough! I think you two needed a taste of your own medicine! I know you can both hear me. At Thanksgiving in Texas, it will be me going one on one with Rhyno! Until then, keep your head up and make sure to look behind you because I'm going to make your life hell!"
JR: "Wow! Test vs. Rhyno at Thanksgiving in Texas! That's 3 matches already set so far tonight! Test with some choice words for Rhyno and Page! We'll have more after this!"
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